Dear Jon,
It’s us- The American Taxpayers
Can we talk?
We hate to bother you, but we’re kind of desperate.
What’s gotten into this country? How did the billionaire marauders hoodwink Americans into thinking that capitalism means privatizing the gains while socializing the losses?
Could you talk to Sarah Palin, please. How can she call us the “greatest country in the world” and yet want us to be the only developed country
on the planet without universal healthcare?
You can reach her at dearsarahpalin.biz.
(BTW, we’ll donate the Palin website to you-someone needs to talk some sense into that poor soul.)
While you’re at it, will you give Ben Bernanke a quick buzz?(www.dearbenbernanke.com.) We can’t believe that legislation is
required to force Ben to tell us what his buddies did
with the bailout trillions.
Is this some sort of new idea-accounting for taxpayer dollars?
Wow.
Does the president know about this?
(We thought it was standard practice-sort of like not stealing. BTW, is there still
a law against stealing these days?)
Maybe you could drop Ben a note and remind him that that accounting
for taxpayer money is simply good manners?
Well, Jon, we know how appalled you are by the corruption that has swept our country. We think it’s going to take someone unbearably
funny to address the Super Rich Socialist Agenda.
To assist you in this War on Corruption we’ll give you taxpoorpeople.com,
dearcomradeobama.com and nobillionaireleftbehind.com and
Oh, and would you mind dropping the prez a line at dearobama.org or dearbo.org and ask him what the heck is going on? (Maybe you’d
better go directly to www.dearmichelleobama.org - we don’t have all day.)
Thanks.
We’ll give you dearamericantaxpayers.com so that you can let us know how it’s going and tell us how we can help. (As you can see. we’re very pro communication.)
We know you’re busy and it’s a lot to ask-but what else can we do?
Good luck and write back soon.
Love,
Your pals,
The American Taxpayers
contact: americantaxpayers@dearbenbernanke.com
P.S. You can also have ahightideliftsallboats.com if you think it might help remind some of the greedy bastards who are sinking the USA that
if the poor and middle class do better, so will they.
(It’s called trickle up...)
Be ashamed to die until you have won
some victory for humanity
Horace Mann
